During this years, 24 hour horror movie tweet along, I tweeted along to a British horror film called "Angst", and I felt it deserved a few words...
Helen can't have sex... because her talking vagina devours men.
Dennis can't follow through on his love for Helen... because he's wanted for the murder of a conjoined twin.
What fate awaits these two... and all those that get involved in their lives?
2003's "Angst" (also called "Penetration Angst"), by director Wolfgan Buld, was a painful experience for me.
The story was just a rambling mess of nonsensical gibberish: talking vaginas, conjoined twins, a bank robbing stripper, a panty sniffing cop, and a rapist in a gimp mask who's crippled by a stuffed bunny on the stairs.
Oh.. and the fakest mustache in history:
A horror all its own... |
The characters were all just fucked right up- ALL of them. The cop fiance is a panty sniffer, the gyno is a rapist, Dennis takes an electric carving knife to a set of conjoined twins, and the stripper only wants to rob banks with Dennis BECAUSE he's wanted for murder.
Don't get me started on the acting. Right- you got me started on the acting.
Sheer crap. Utter dog poo smeared on the wall crap. This is what it's like when shit french kisses the fan.
After watching this movie, I needed to take six Extra Strength Tylenol, and do some breathing exercises because this movie just hurt my brain that much. This crap is just bad, unentertaining, nonsensical shit. Don't watch. Don't even think about watching. Just pass that thought right on by, and nope the fuck out of its vicinity. An absolute, rock bottom "Ugly" from me.
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