Imagine if you will that you're a zombie. You're shambling along the darkened streets of the city, the occasional flickering of the street lights illuminating you in a staccato rhythm. Your kindred are staggering through the alleys and parks around you. All you know is a need... an unending hunger... and undying, painful desire for human flesh. Suddenly the sound of voices, and the scent of living meat draws your attention to the intersection in front of you. The deathly silent air brings the voices and the enticing aroma of dinner to you- pulling you forward with a sluggish limping gait. You approach them, the shadows and their voices disguising your approach. If you could articulate what you saw, you would describe one of the appetizing morsels as lean... low fat but tough. The other tasty treat is high in fat, but tender. Suddenly, the street light on the corner comes on as its timer activates! They see you, and in some dim cor...