During this years, 24 hour horror movie tweet along, I tweeted along to a British horror film called " Angst ", and I felt it deserved a few words... Helen can't have sex... because her talking vagina devours men. Dennis can't follow through on his love for Helen... because he's wanted for the murder of a conjoined twin. What fate awaits these two... and all those that get involved in their lives? 2003's " Angst " (also called " Penetration Angst "), by director Wolfgan Buld, was a painful experience for me. The story was just a rambling mess of nonsensical gibberish: talking vaginas, conjoined twins, a bank robbing stripper, a panty sniffing cop, and a rapist in a gimp mask who's crippled by a stuffed bunny on the stairs. Oh.. and the fakest mustache in history: A horror all its own... The characters were all just fucked right up- ALL of them.  The cop fiance is a panty sniffer, the gyno is a rapist,...

Sometimes, I wish I had a twin to take my place at things I don't want to attend- like meetings, lectures, work, etc.  But sometimes, I'm rather glad that I don't have a twin... Jennifer has a great life: a boyfriend who loves her, a good job, a nice home, and a baby on the way... and she recently discovered that she has an identical twin sister.  Too bad her twin wants to steal Jennifer's identity and life ... " Twisted Sisters " is one of those films that has moments of interest, but is seriously flawed in pretty much everything else.  The premise is okay, but the actual plot has some serious holes in its logic... and characters. Mostly the characters... especially the cops. I really did not like the cops.  For one thing, considering that Jennifer's boyfriend's dad is a well known Barrister, you'd think the cops would do everything they could to operate within the law.  Unfortunately, these cops don't.  They barge into her apartment w...