Moving forward with my " Terrorpolooza 2012 " reviews, I come to a film that made me cringe... and not in a pleasantly horrified way... Guru, the priest in charge of a prison, needs to do what he can to keep money coming into his pockets... and fresh "prey" for his mistress.  Unfortunately, his plan to use a female prisoner to coerce a simple minded fellow into doing his will backfires ... As I sit here, I'm trying to think of positive things to say about " Guru, the Mad Monk ".  Unfortunately, I can't think of a single thing. Actually, I can think of one thing.  The premise had potential. Too bad the rest of the film reeked of awful poo poo. I didn't care one iota about ANY of the characters.  None.  Complete apathy.  And that goes for the rather attractive female prisoner Najia.  I guess it didn't help that the hunchback's name was Igor.  Yes, one of the most original names for a hunchback in movie history.  Real quality ...