Apollo 18 (2011)

Space is a big, wonderous place.

Unless you're in a horror movie that is...

Unknown to the world, the cancelled Apollo 18 mission of 1974 did occur.  Three astronauts went to the moon on a secret military mission, only for things to go horribly wrong.  This is their footage... and their terrifying story...

I wanted to see this movie because of the premise: Astronauts go to the moon, and discover we are NOT alone.

The story was blah.  The story was dull.  The story was boring.

The characters were blah.  The characters were dull.  The characters were boring.

The actors were blah.  The actors were dull.  The actors were boring.

The aliens were blah.  The aliens were dull.  The aliens were boring.

The movie was blah.  The movie was dull.  The movie was boring.

I think you can guess where this movie's going...

Yep.  Right into "The Ugly"